slowfer

Someone who needs to really hurry up so much they become annoying and irritating.

You're such a slowfer.

by Janet R. January 24, 2007

slowpede

A stampede of fat and or obese people that may be too fat to see you. Resulting in you being trampled.

Oh my God! It's a slowpede! Run!

by bobauly March 19, 2008

sooweet

When something is really awesome, it's Soo Sweet, or Sooweet. Other spellings include Soweet, Soweeet, Sooweeet, depending on how sweet something is.

Dude, it just snowed and I'm headed up to the mountain. It's gonna be Sooweet!

by BRSR March 28, 2008

slowzer

Mika uses this term in his song "Lollipop" on the album Life in Cartoon Motion. I don't know what it means exactly, but i imagine it has a bad connotation.

"I went walking with my momma one day
When she warned me what people say
Live your life until love is found
'Cos loves gonna get you down.
Take a look at the girl next door
She's a player and a downright bore
She's a slowzer, she wants more
Oh,bad girls get you down."

by Jully April 18, 2007

slowie

a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.

smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!

by Erin silva July 26, 2006

slowbert

One who is of the sloth nature: slow in any way, shape or form.

You're fucking late, slowbert!
You just now got the pun for cum? Hahaha slowbert...
You're such a slowbert in bed.

by A_Lil_Random February 8, 2005

Showee

similar to a shocker, the showee is performed on a man. With the index finger inside the man's anus, the pinky finger pokes underneath their testicles.

After waking up from the winning coach, Steph gave Tim a showee.

by Mr.Mit May 18, 2005