slipped and fell

the excuse that you give at a hospital when you have an object jammed inside your body in an attempt for sexual gratification. it is usually not believable

i slipped and fell on my sharpie and it's stuck in my ass.

by Kaja2 June 24, 2016

shopped

The passed tense of photoshopping an image to make you believe something was photographed, when in reality the incident never occured. Good examples at fark.com

"Did you see that nude photo of Britney Spears on the web?"

"Yeah. It was shopped"

by Stuart Davis May 13, 2004

Slapped

1) Something that is hype

2) When a lot of people are some were acting crazy

- that party last night slapped hard as fuck
- 1st lunch slapped

by ej9595 March 5, 2011

Pritch-Slapped

(verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive.com Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.

The word is a clever adaptation of the common prase "bitch-slapped"

1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).

2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.

by Will Brown and Tim Brown December 28, 2008

Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.

I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?

by gina November 20, 2003

Pig Slapped

When a pig's tongue is taken out of its mouth and slapped across the face of another person.

I pig slapped tobeh lastnight after he had sex with my girlfriend.

by Toby_Rawer February 15, 2010

Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.

I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"

by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003