Shooming

The act of taking a shit whilst in a Zoom meeting.

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.

by Hello Stalker October 28, 2020

scoombalay

When a big black man and a big white man kiss immeasurably with burning passion all while rubbing burnt dog shit mixed with mustard all over themselves.

“Ayo don’t tell me you got into a scoombalay”
“Naw man I don’t trust like that”
“Shut the fuck up bitch”
“You shut up whore sucker”

by Praise The Lord ✝️ February 13, 2021

Shoomoo

Gustavo’s favorite hamster

Man 1: yo have you seen that shoomoo
Homslice 1:ye

by Amayuel itzilio May 31, 2023

Scoom

Kill

That’s a opp Scoom his ass!

by apfrmda3 August 18, 2023

Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

by cakewhore December 7, 2013

sloming

Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem

When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming

by #Unknown# November 30, 2006

Sloomy

Being under the influence of drugs. Having red eyes due to drug intake.

You know I'm Sloomy. My eyes are red as fuck

by TSKN July 13, 2018