New Jersey Slide

A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.

Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.

by Bob Growler January 1, 2009

Slidfickle

A euphemism for masturbation with lubrication.

Friend 1: Dude, I just found my dad's old porn magazines
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: I bought some lube and had the greatest slidfickle ever.

by enitnelavllij October 22, 2009

slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.

WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!

by gomezathon March 2, 2010

sliding sloppy

when you shit so bad it gets on the seat, and you slide off onto the floor

JT hurt his leg, he went sliding sloppy off the toilet seat at wendy's again, and his mom got shit on her hand trying to pick him up

by D the M February 20, 2011

Florida slider

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture

dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel

by Willy the koala May 19, 2015

frosty slide

When a ton of dudes cum on a slip-n-slide, then slide down it face first with their tounges out. Slide

"Hey, what are you doing tonight, Tim?" "Me and the guys from work are gonna do a frosty slide tonight!" Slide

by Sausagewallet69 June 24, 2017

Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020