sloane

An unusually large, loose or smelly bowel movement. Can be used as a substitute for the words shit, crap, dump, and poop.

I ate at Chinese Food last night and had to take a huge sloane afterwards. It looked like a glass bottom boat ride.

I'm gonna get sloane-faced tonight.

You piece of sloane!

by Jose Sombrero March 22, 2009

Sloaning

The act of sitting in one's vehicle waiting for something or someone.

Yeah, I was just out there "sloaning" in the car when she called.

by Katch22 March 17, 2012

sloane

Could be a male or masculine female.

normally gets less atractive with age, but she/he's ego becomes bigger.

someone who doesnt smell nice, or someone with horrible breath.

someone who is a total player/slut, and gets girls/guys for being easy and not in any way beautiful inside or out.

why would he date her, she is the biggest sloane ever!

by blahblahboom December 9, 2011

sloaned

To complain that one "No-Call" during a 40 minute college basketball game means the a game is rigged. An Aggie fan who cannot accept defeat and blames officials because they only made 2 baskets in the last 10 minutes.

This is why you lost: You Tube video title: Texas A&M UCLA Game - Truth Revealed

All of Aggie nation is Sloaned.

by Tex Longsmith March 27, 2008

Sloan

This is the brand of a toilet. Usually used to take a shit or to piss in. People sit on it to use it. This toilet brand is very common.

Sloan toilets are the best.

by Karebear13 November 25, 2014

sloan

Verb: to swallow generous amounts of protein as a part of your day job.

"Oh my god, I sloaned for soo long last night and got nothing in return."

by macmoney January 4, 2008

Sloan

To poop in a public place. Or to poop in your pants unannounced. Or to poop in the woods. Or to poop on your friend.

Man I was so stopped up...after I took that laxative I sloaned everywhere

by Twerkinforjesus65 November 4, 2014