motorola slammer

When a motorola employee has sex with his girlfriend till it megahertz

I want to motorola slammer my beautiful girlfriend Jennifer till it megahertz!!!!

by berkshire iceholes March 16, 2015

Throat slammer

the act of choking yourself while masturbating profusely

"That guy did a hardcore throat slammer last night"

"Yeah, he almost ran out of breath"

by Throat slammer December 25, 2009

sidewalk slammer

Bay Area Based drink common with punk kids. A 40oz of Mickey's/Old E drunken halfway down with a can of Sparks mixed in.

I just killed two sidewalk slammers.

by Das Nekroripper 510 Bluh February 11, 2008

Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003

potty slammer

One who inserts his penis into another (mans) anus repeatedly, with a large degree of force.

Wow, look how damaged jakes asshole is! I'll bet his potty slammer of a boyfriend pummeled his poo chute hard!!

by Ross September 13, 2004

Trunk slammer

Derogatory term for tourists or anybody out of town . Who comes to Northern Michigan to vacation...typically they also known as cone suckers , flat landers and merbs......they are a particularly rude bunch and expect service and immediate attention because they are "spending their money in our shitty little town and we should be grateful" no shit an actual quote from a female trunk slammer

Awe shit..memorial day weekend is upon us... the trunk slammers are headed your way...prepare yourselves

by Willie shaverpus May 28, 2022

Uvula Slammer

A funny joke. When you laugh so hard it makes your uvula flap back and forth.

Matt: "That joke really cracked me up!!"
Andrew: "Yeah, it was a real Uvula Slammer"

by Matthew Walker May 02, 2006