Shum

The smell of someones breath after you cum in their mouth following anal sex.

Girl: I love you Honey.
Guy: Yuck girl,.. back up, you're breath smells like SHUM!!

by DRIGGZ August 14, 2016

Shum

When you are having sex and you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

I made him shum all over me.

by shum doner October 2, 2018

Shum

A peak male will not waste his time in the morning with a shit, shower, and a shave; he will wake up and start his day with a Shum… a shit, a shower, and a cum.

Jude: “Yo Lance let’s go get some at the gym tomorrow morning”.

Lance: “Sounds good bro, I’ll meet you outside at 8:15 right after I shum”.

by Chazey August 15, 2025

Shum

To shit cum

i'm about to shum

by Wastegash November 14, 2020

Shum Shum

Used to describe something/ someone as cute.

Other variations: Shummy, Shum, Shummy shum.

'Aw that cat is such a shum shum.'
'He's such a shum.'
'What a shummy.'

by izzyponglizzy June 24, 2024

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

Shum

The act of shitting and cumming simultaneously. Often accidentally, however seldom unwelcome.

Bro #1: "Hey bro I just blew a fat shum in the bathroom back there!"
Bro #2 "Sick bro! I haven't shummed in ages!"
Bro #1: "yeah it was shumtastic!"

by KHMIKER August 1, 2020