Shred On The Yoinky 

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

Shred On The Yoinky by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021

Shred on the yoinky 

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

Shred on the yoinky by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shred on the Yoinky 

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

Shred on the Yoinky by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021

shred the cello 

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

shred the cello by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

Shred And Fled 

The act of having sex in a member of the opposite sexes house and sneaking out when their parents get home.

My nigga I car the car pulling up so I shred and fled.

Shred And Fled by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008

shred chick 

shred chicks are the most coveted girls around. they are passionate and sassy, and have amazing snowboarding skills. they will school you in the park, work you in the trees, and if you are very lucky, kiss you on the lift. the faint of heart and gear cannot hope to approach the shred chick. you must be up to the challenge.

I am so in love with that shred chick, I just chased after her down the mountain.

shred chick by midget mafiosa January 17, 2009

Shred to Bronze ratio 

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.

By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.

Shred to Bronze ratio by barometersoup June 30, 2019