shivering coyote

a squealing shaking fart that sounds like a freezing cold coyote being tortured. also that sound of someone making a mess of themselves

His fart was that of a shivering coyote.

I'm about to release a shivering coyote.

by superkoolkidandphresh November 18, 2009

Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

Showeting

The act of shitting(defecating) in the shower. Often accomplished by the user sitting on the shower drain and doing his act through the little filter that picks up the hair.

When the plumber came, the marks around the shower drain made it obvious that Michael Z had been showeting under the supervision of Mr.S.

by Roman December 21, 2003

shoeing it

To remove one's shoe and then stare it it for a prolonged period of time.

After a sumptuous dinner, I eased my chair back from the table and indulged in a spot of meditative shoeing it.

by Deck Shoe April 8, 2007

shivering timbers

The shaking of a girl's legs when she's having an orgasm.

I'm so good I'm going to give you so many shivering timbers.

by jojijameson December 4, 2017

shivering

To act over exited and abnormally energetic, as if you are wired on a boosting drug, not being able to sit still, nervous and restless. Uncontrollable, like a child with a severe case of adhd.

Man, you need to call down and stop shivering!

(Watches friend rip up a napkin at a restaurant out of restlessness). "SHIVERING!"

by Naztrodamus December 27, 2016