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School Shooters

Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro
Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime
by Fried_RiceBiotch May 30, 2019
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balls in a salad shooter

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.
by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003
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Socom I,II and Splinter Cell they are both Third person shooters
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a dude ass rapes a guy, then right before he cums he proceeds to stick his dick into the nostril of a female, then that jizzy ass juice shoots out her other nostril, thus creating a sexy effect.
Damn, Mike and Stephen love those villa shooters, k thanks bye.
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Swoozer

A guy that knows how to make every girl feel special. He says and does all the right things. He leads a girl on but the truth is he doesn't have feelings for her and he is actually swoozing a bunch of other girls too. He is typically cocky and very attractive. He isn't a player because he isn't sleeping with all the girls but he is the prince charming every girl dreams about. He likes knowing he can get the girls but not committing. It’s an ego thing.
1. That guy is such a swoozer

2. He is such a swooze
by Meghan Zook April 22, 2011
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GUNK SHOOTER

I STUCK MY GUNK SHOOTER RITE UP HER ASS
by PIPIN October 2, 2009
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Self Shooter

A female, usually a teenager, who takes photos of themselves usually to put online.
Maria, as a self proclaimed self shooter had a sizeable collection of photos of herself on her blog.
by Omnius Prime December 3, 2011
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