Shmuck

Can either mean Homie or asshole depending on the context

"Hey what's up my shmuck" or shut up you fuckin shmuck

by thatnibber February 21, 2019

Shmuck

A shmuck is a massive nob head who has a surname with the letter c in it

Human 1: grace is such a nob head

Human 2: yeah she’s a shmuck

by #shalomman October 8, 2020

Shmuck

A "shmuck" is someone you don't like

"Yo you're a shmuck"

by Bippity Bop June 16, 2019

Shmuck

A fucktard

Matthew is a shmuck

by Tamethatstrange69 May 23, 2016

Shmuck

Like if someone does something dumb they are a shmuck but if they are a waffle then they are a shmuck just like Toby D

Oscar: yo wut up homie
Toby: G don’t speak to me like that
Oscar:wtf why u being a shmuck

by Oscar the boss July 25, 2019

shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

by holytractor February 12, 2024

shmucked

get ur penis sucked from a very old person with no teeth

man:girl take out your dentures lemme get my meat shmucked

by stinky feet smells July 1, 2022