shitfuckdamn

a common string of expletives. flows forth easily.

i missed my math test! SHITFUCKDAMN!

by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003

shitpicking

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.

Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.

by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009

shitfucker

A person or company or anyone that pisses you off. Someone who thinks their smart; but their really SHIFUCKERS.

Who ever thought of this idea is a shitfucker.
When you are mad at anything just say SHITFUCKER.

by Fast Eddie RCL4 June 19, 2004

shitkicker

Oh, the shitkicker? Well, the one with the big mouth, the one who always has something to prove, the one who just can't leave well enough alone.

The shitkicker goes through life, pushing everything and everyone to their absolute limit by doing annoying little things, like always giving special instructions when ordering food, asking way too many questions and trying to get the last word in every disagreement.

You know the one, everyone has had to deal with someone who would do something as useless as kick a piece of shit.

Confronted with the life experience of a child, the cocksure shitkicker goes through life kicking shit down the street, but never actually ends up getting anywhere.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

Shitkicker

A white person hailing from America's deep south, Usually is republican, Conservative and posseses an intense dislike for Foreigners or at least non-Southerners.
A shitkicker is similar to a Redneck

Many people see all white Southerners as Racist redneck Shitkickers

by David Bayliss June 24, 2006

Shitdick

Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.

"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"

by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009

Shitfuckwanktwatbastard

The most sacred word of the English language, to be used only when the user is in extreme agony.

Man: (To wife) Could you give me a blowwy?
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then

*Wife begins the deed*

Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?

*Wife bites down hard*

Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!

by Billy Sheepfucker April 22, 2007