shitsational

When something is so shitty, it becomes sensational.

The misting feature that my cracked windshield offers when driving in the rain is shitsational.

by Sargentap August 19, 2009

Situationship

Where your friends (or best friends) with someone, but have that emotional connection with that person in a relationship way. So you’re pretty much a couple but your just friends or best friends.

We live so far away and relationship might not be the way but do you want to be a situationship

by lil_FJ March 30, 2021

elk situation

A naked woman gets on her hands and knees. Naked guy #1 kneels in front of her, receiving fellatio. Naked guy #2 kneels behind her, performing anal intercourse. Meanwhile, guys #1 & #2 proceed to play cards ( blackjack, usually) on the womans back, being sure to throw down the cards vigorously at the end of each hand.

Yo, last night we were in an Elk Situation with this chick, and she kept complaining that we were hurting her back with the cards!!

by headstar October 29, 2011

shituation

When a situation is absolutely shitty.

-Did you see what happened to Jen? Her boyfriend was caught using her underwears
- What a shituation!

by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021

situational lesbianism

The state of being where a heterosexual woman enters into a same-sex relationship because of convenience or due to the fact that they cannot find a partner of the opposite sex.

She used to be boy crazy so I don't buy her dating another girl. It's just in case of situational lesbianism.

by Justnutz December 23, 2013

shitigation

The act of reducing, the severity of the shittiness of a situation.

Being a project manager requires a large amount of shitigation, to prevent the rest of the team from having to deal with crappy projects.

by Charles M. Nagasaki August 10, 2016

curb situation

A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.

I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:

Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"

by Adam Stratton July 11, 2007