Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"
Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."
Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Shit, Show, shUit, shUow, shiT, shiT<.7.9.7.6.> mug.An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
Get the The Shit/Shower ratio mug.When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
Get the Shit showdown mug.Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."
by Maxsdad October 29, 2019
Get the shit shower shave mug.Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.
Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.
by Guy is Old August 25, 2010
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