Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

802-EAT-SHIT

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.

If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!

by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018

Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.

"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015

1-802-EAT-SHIT

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.

That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.

by marcallandottumblrdotcom May 19, 2018

Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

rat piece of shit

A person who comes across as a nice guy, but is really a two-faced asshole.

Q: Is it nerve-wracking for you to do something like this? Or is it more nervous for you to box?

A: It's more nerve-wracking to be here talking to a rat piece of shit like you.

Phrase coined by former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson, in a Toronto television interview on Sept.10/14

by ironmike January 14, 2015

Shit hair

KSI's Cheetos.

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.

by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020