Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.

Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

by TUNEMOD3 April 16, 2014

Glen Shift

When a driver (Usually A Glen) shifts down a gear without rev-matching causing the car to move in a jerking motion.

That Glen shift was awful. I think I got whiplash...

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

Shift and drift

On a night out shifting (making out with) another person and then moving along to find another potential tounge-dancing dancer

Man 1: Oi Spegsy, did you stick with that blonde bird last night? She was quality kipper!

Man 2: Nah mate, left her pretty quickly, out on the shift and drift, you know.

by Dpeirl May 2, 2011

Shaffstalled

The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.

"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."

"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."

by LP$ October 9, 2009

Bawls Shaffin'

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.

Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.

by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011

sheffield

A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population

Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.

United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*

Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield

by sheffield citizen May 28, 2009

Shifrin

A low IQ Russian Jew with a micro penis.

I hate going to Bars in Moscow. Full of Shifrins.

by Gene.gel October 29, 2019