by Mo' Tisha September 08, 2006
You know when a woman gets traded in for a younger model whos hotter and sexier than you ever where, well Shelby is the the lady who gets binned. sorry love.
by Guy behind you January 10, 2012
by Super Buttmunch July 27, 2008
A fat ass, that thinks they are better than anyone else. They think they are popular but they are with the popular crowd because they are someone to laugh at.
Shelby Foote
by Winnipoo November 25, 2009
a fat rug muching mush mort has a fat ass and a dirty face thinks she is the most sexiest girl in the world when really she is a dirty huge fat mush mort..
by john5544 September 09, 2011
A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.
David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
by jolly roger69 March 11, 2011
by flankyy October 02, 2011