seinfeld

In the context of playing bass guitar, "seinfeld" refers to plucking the strings extremely hard. The resulting sound is an obnoxious percussive plucking sound, similar to the Seinfeld TV show theme song.

Wow Kevin, you don't have to seinfeld the bass solo. It's way too obnoxious that way.

by Switty July 6, 2007

Seinfeld

When someone wants to meet with you but has no apparent reason or objectives for the meeting. In other words the meeting is about nothing -- a nod to the TV show Jerry and George were developing for NBC - "a show about nothing"

So this client calls me and says they want to meet so I drop everything to go and we get together at the Royalton and she totally Seinfelded me.

by jimmyurbanD January 26, 2010

jerry seinfeld

A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.

someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.

by ohavefun December 3, 2007

Seinfeld

Blaming sex noises on the tv show Seinfeld.

Did you have sex with that girl?" "No dude,we were watching Seinfeld!! What were those strange laughing noises in your room man? " Nothin man we were just watching Seinfeld!!

by Yours trually January 13, 2011

Seinfeld

The worst comedy or sitcom I ever saw in my life. They try to be funny, but they're jokes are extremely corny, and not even close to funny. Shit, even that showed "Armed and Famous" on VH1 was better, and it only lasted four episodes.

"She had man hands!" << NOT FUNNY!

"Dude did you see that show Seinfeld?"

"Yeah, that show sucks Big fat hairy vagina balls!"

by TheAllegience December 14, 2008

Seinfeld Syndrome

The Unnesecary addition of laughtracks into sitcoms or general statemnets that arent even supposed to be jokes

Chronic Pancreas Cancer!
*Laughtrack*
This is an example of Seinfeld Syndrome

by The Urban Dictionarium'stdve December 31, 2020

Jerry Seinfeld

1.) An extremely unfunny comedian who's hit TV show depended on the excellent acting skills of every other character in the show as well as the writing contributions of Larry David.

2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.

Steve Jobs was such a Jerry Seinfeld. Good thing he's dead.

by Teepeetree November 15, 2017