Scroobles

A form of fake currency used for bets if you're too cheap for real money.

Ari: "I won the bet Kenji, you're 50 scroobles in the hole!!"
Kenji: "Awwww dang."

by JarJar Jenki March 23, 2010

scroomed

To be both screwed and doomed; completely FUBARed.

"I can't believe John killed that hooker - he's totally scroomed!"

by fishdogg May 25, 2006

Scrooching

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007

scroop

Tottaly awesome, kool

That party last night was scroop

by Emily Rainer June 3, 2005

scrootch

The area directly below your nutsack but before your gooch.

Man, my scrootch smells like cum and sweat!

by shiestyelbow January 1, 2009

scoofy

When someone says something dumb. A blonde moment. Another word for the infamous "neck". Derived from the south. Usually said while smacking someone's forehead.

"Mane you stupid.. gimme some scoofy"

"haha you so dingy. ..scoofy!"

by yagirlWANTSme February 14, 2009

Scroogled

What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.

This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.

So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."

by Gypsy of the Old Folks Homes May 24, 2009