scoggins

The sock that a teenage boy or man uses to ejaculate in when masturbating, usually hiding the item of clothing under his bed, in his closet or in some other discreet location. The sock is used because it catches all of the ejaculate and negates the need to to clean up after jerking it, a convenience when jerking it in bed before he falls asleep. The word is a portmanteau of the phrase "skeet in" with the words sock and soggy.

Joe: "I couldn't fall asleep when I went to bed last night so I jacked it. But once I came, I passed out with my nut all over my stomach."
John: "Dude, that's why I keep my scoggins under my bed, I just grab it and nut in that so I don't need to get up to clean off."

Joe's mom was upset her son hadn't picked up his room, so she went in and grabbed the laundry off the floor. She even found his scoggins under the bed.

by User90358 June 11, 2013

scroggins

similar to washing the dogs but a past tense verb as opposed to present tense one. when two or more realistically 1 testicle is attemped to be inserted into the anus of your sexual partner during sex. a seasonal persuit better performed in the summer as the sack has more stretch.

i attempted to perform scroggins on the lady last night but, its near impossible in an igloo.

the sun is shining and its very humid, this is good scroggins weather

by master master master May 6, 2010

scronking

The act of boinking (aka sexual intercourse)

They scronked like bunnies.

by Hobo May 13, 2005

Scrounging

The act or process of looking for weed anywhere and everywhere.

I ran out of weed so i was Scrounging throught my pockets and my car and found about a gram.

by JesusinaJello July 28, 2008

scrolling virgin

Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.

Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin

by tango1delta January 24, 2015

Side Scrolling Documents

Video games. When you're in the office playing games, you refer to games as "side scrolling documents" as to give the appearance you are working on official work documents.

"Dude, I'm on page 56 (level 56) on this side scrolling document." "Have you seen my latest side scrolling documents?"

by Aimbotfriend November 18, 2011

Wall Scrolling

When you are idle in Facebook and keep scrolling to beat boredom.

Finally, I am done with my exams and I have got no other job other than Wall Scrolling

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 22, 2015