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Scrongry

A Lubbock Texas slang for extreme hunger, usually caused by being very stoned, hungover and/or drunk.
Donnie: Duuuuude! I'm Fuckin' SCRONGRY!

Jared: Right?! Lets hit up Pinocchios for some buffet stylings!

Donnie: HELL YEA SUCKA JONES!!
by JtoTheROC21 December 13, 2010
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scrungler

A person who scavenges for illegal substances at any cost.
What's that guy doing sniffing on the wall over there? Don't tell me he's scrungling again. Fucking scrungler.
by MavericksBeCray September 11, 2016
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Seringiki

Producing liquid from the eyelash area after reading the bible
Ooft I just got a wast of seringiki
by YEEEEewwEEEEE May 23, 2020
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Shringa

Da best hyped-up person ever! like- YAY!
Perfect person to hang out with if you're feeling sad or high.
g1: man, i wish i had a shringa-type personality.
by switchotaku December 3, 2021
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scrindle

A miniscule amount of something - to the point where you question whether it is a joke.
Wow! Those noodles cost 99 pennies! However, the silly bitch only gave me a scrindle of meat.
by scrindler July 5, 2022
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The universal scoring system.

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013
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scrinse

to heavily consume drink or drugs
I was totally scrinsed last night
by sasha-boro December 9, 2008
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