A Screenshot

The sexual act of pressing one's forefinger against someone's temple whilst simultaneously pressing the other hand's forefinger firmly against their taint, imitating the sound of a camera shutter is optional but advised for dramatic effect.

I gave Jennifer a screenshot whilst she was riding me last night, the look of realization that appeared on her face as I made the shutter sound was priceless.

by CatInTheWind August 30, 2018

SCREENSHOT NYMPHO

He screenshots everything, I.E.- E-mails, texts, call logs, pictures of pictures, size color and consistency of their bowel movements.

He always has to be right and Psycho.

Andrea-OMG! you won't believe what he did again!
Dylan: What did he do?
Andrea: He took a screenshot of every conversation that we had for the last (5) years!
Dylan: OMG! He is such a screenshot Nympho!
Dylan: WOW!

by NINJA_SNIPER March 21, 2017

screenlooker

One who looks at screens, often too much.

'Tim looks at screens all day, he's a screenlooker!'

by Wielder of the Truth May 25, 2017

Screenthot

People intending to spread drama/rumours via the screenshot of text.

This is included, but not limited to:

Private DMs
Group chats
Snapchats
Facebook Posts
Twitter Posts

The motivation for screenthots is currently unknown, yet some believe it is most likely because they feel irrelevant in the current drama taking place.

P1: Oh my lord, did you see what Simone said on that twitch stream last night?

P2: Oh my god! Her organisation supports this!? What a lack of energy on her part!

P3: *screenshots and sends to another group chat*
P3: Hey guys check what I found.

P1: *upon finding out it was shared* OMG P3, you're such a screenthot!

by heckboi July 9, 2019

screenior citizen

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).

1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!

by frakenzie January 10, 2011

California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

Screenpost

A form of goalpost manipulation where the ultimate objective is to obtain screenshots of a user that can be used against them. The screenpost is the moving standard of behavior that, once met, triggers screenshot capture and weaponization. First, the target must say something mildly controversial. Screenshot. Then they must defend it. Screenshot. Then they must apologize. Screenshot. Each response is documented, each adjustment recorded, building a dossier that can be used to portray the target in the worst possible light. The post moves until enough material is gathered—enough to get them banned, fired, humiliated, or destroyed.

Example: "They wanted to destroy his reputation, so they set up a screenpost. First, they asked his opinion on a controversial topic. He answered honestly. Screenshot. Then they argued with him until he got frustrated. Screenshot. Then they mocked his frustration until he snapped. Screenshot. When they had enough, they published the thread—'Look how unhinged this person is'—omitting their own provocations. The post had moved; the trap had closed."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 18, 2026