When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
by cagedape February 09, 2012
by superfly3789 March 25, 2011
When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.
Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.
Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
by LeGiBehTeQuoIx May 31, 2023
Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
by Christian Guy January 20, 2008
by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006
After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.
Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!
Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.
Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.
by Archimedes813 March 30, 2018
When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.
When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.
by Archimede February 26, 2018