Somerset

The greatest county in England, in which:

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

~Oo-arr mate, I live in Zummerseh inni!

*You live in Somerset, but you can't pronnounce it!?

~Oo-arr.

by Lollage May 25, 2008

somersault

A somersault is an acrobatic exercise in which a person's body revolves 360° with feet passing over the head. A somersault can be performed either forwards, backwards, or sideways and can be executed in the air or on the ground. When performed on the ground it is normally called a roll.

Jane would often somersault around the garden with her friends all afternoon, during the summer, pausing only for the occasional orange juice or a cucumber sandwich

by tambo1972 September 30, 2013

schmer

1:the word schmer means i dont know or if you are unsure of the question you have been asked to anwser
2:the word schmer can also be a symbol of laziness or carefree atitude.

person 1: where did you place my cooking apron
person 2:schmer

by jacko stanton January 9, 2006

somerset sewerage

a drink that is drunk after staying up drinking, made up of whatever leftovers (from bottles and cans)

sometimes poured through a sieve to filter out cigarette butts but the ash usually remains!

best enjoyed enjoed warm and with the sun on your face!

person 1 - "whats wrong with moe?"

person 2 - "he's been on the somerset sewerage!"

by joescarecrow February 6, 2010

Somerset Shordys

Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.

These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019

Somercotes

Home to the tramps of derbyshire.
Often find the scum of the council estates selling drugs to kids on the park and young teens thinking they're roadman on their hotspot destination of Somerlea.

Majority of the teens in Somercotes will go on to drug addicts or alcoholics and all seem to promote child pornography with their inabilty to find clothes that actually cover them.

somercotes? Or scrubbercotes?

by KouncilCidz October 6, 2019

Somerset College Prep

Somerset College Preparatory Academy (SCPA). A middle/high school in Port Saint Lucie Florida. The school that got a kid arrested for creating a meme account on Instagram surrounding the school. It's not all that bad, contrary to popular belief, because there isn't much drama and there isn't really a group of "popular kids". Loves to show off it's A average and high GPA average even though half the student body doesn't really care... The middle schoolers are the most annoying creatures on the planet (AVOID AT ALL COSTS) Amazing teachers if you are lucky and get head of the department; as for the other teachers though? Good luck. This school has an amazing STEM program and because it's a small school, has barely any sports. The sports we DO have are shit though. This is why we have little to no school spirit. Overall, not the worst school. Go Spartans I guess.

Dude: What school do you go to?
Student: Ah, I go to Somerset College Prep...
Dude: Ooo.. That's tough... Why didn't you just go to Centennial or Central or something?
Student: *sigh* why didn't I....

by sadSTEMmajor October 28, 2020