Schwag Friend - (n) 1. a disposable friend you dont invest too much emotional value in 2. the friend who is the equivalent of the bag of really bad weed you just put at the back of the stash cuz you only want to smoke the good shit, Schwag in case of emergency ONLY
Dude 1 - should we invite your roommate
Dude 2 - nah, we're not really close to the point where we hang out
1 - why not?
2 - hes just a Schwag Friend
1 - oh dude i totally understand
Dude 2 - nah, we're not really close to the point where we hang out
1 - why not?
2 - hes just a Schwag Friend
1 - oh dude i totally understand
by tbchef May 05, 2010
by poopie12345 December 07, 2006
1. To beat someone up (bop them) and take their schwag.
2. To tell someone you're selling them good bud and charge high prices, but in fact sell them schwag.
2. To tell someone you're selling them good bud and charge high prices, but in fact sell them schwag.
by bopped for schwag February 15, 2006
Oxymoronic description of the simultaneous relation to a positive experience such as being high going along with the music . A performance that increases a high based off the performance of the live act .
by Jj champagne January 15, 2020
A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.
If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.
by schwerve July 17, 2008
Schwag, (according to young Irish man i met in Brooklyn at a bar who was only been here for 2 weeks) is a goatee on a young man. It could be full grown or resemble some dirt.
-Yah know, you should really shave your schwag.
-My schwag?
-Yeah your chin, it'll make you look younger.
-My schwag?
-Yeah your chin, it'll make you look younger.
by ATV Tinting February 13, 2009
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