by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 10, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's uglymug. A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.
by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023
Get the schrodinger’s feminismmug. When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Crapmug. Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
by JustExplainHappy February 23, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Crimemug. During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.
"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"
by Sonicpanda January 25, 2019
Get the Schrodinger's shutdownmug. A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.
“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”
by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018
Get the Schrodinger’s Negativemug. In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Preetika is someone who is both in a relationship and out of a relationship. This means that depending on the quantum state, their relationship status changes.
Have you heard about Becky and Ryan? They really are Schrodinger's Preetika the way they keep breaking up and getting back together.
by Shreep April 13, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Preetikamug.