Kroenke Scheme

A Scheme in where a football or soccer club is used as a tool to either gain funds for another team or club that the owner owns as well, or send their best players of to another team or club that the owner owns as well.

"Why does Kroenke not send enough money to Arteta or sell out the club and put them in the Super League?"

"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."

Kroenke Scheme by WowDowTheCrow May 17, 2021

triangle scheme 

A pyramid scheme whose execution isn't good enough to deserve a third dimension.

That new thing on the internet is such an obvious triangle scheme.

triangle scheme by trustworthy_triangle_schemer March 30, 2023

Pussy Laundering Scheme 

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

Pussy Laundering Scheme by Stevemadden November 13, 2017

Scooby-Doo Scheme 

An organized plan or sequence of events that is incredibly unrealistic or over-the-top for the objective it is attempting to achieve.

-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.

“Did you hear about those firefighters that were arrested for locking a bunch of orphans in a burning building and then save them for a publicity stunt? What a ‘Scooby-Doo Scheme!’”

Scooby-Doo Scheme by Wayoftheredpanda December 24, 2019

food scheme 

The act of making false complaints to fast food eateries, then demanding free food, then calling another eatery of the same company name (mcdonalds for example] across town, then telling them they fucked your order up, then demand a refund in exchange for the returned food, and finally bringing your free food in to sell it back to them. (usually a last resort for drug or alcohol money)

Chris - "Yo Mike how the fuck we gonna get some weed today?"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"

food scheme by ungod December 9, 2008

The Slurpee Scheme 

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.

"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"

The Slurpee Scheme by ManitobaWarrior July 9, 2009

ziggurat scheme 

A more politically correct name for Multi-Level Marketing, than 'pyramid scheme'. Ziggurats have multiple levels, whereas pyramids have none.

Amway isn't a pyramid scheme; it's a ziggurat scheme!

ziggurat scheme by spaztikenigma May 30, 2012