Scappoose

Scappoose is a bedroom community of Portland with a population of approximately 6,000 people. It lies "20" miles Northwest of Portland along Hwy 30. Because it has a weather station at the Scappoose Industrial Airpark, Scappoose is always shown on television weather maps on Portland news stations. Scappoose is a Chinook Indian name and means "gravelly plains," hence why Loan Star lake now exists on the east side of town from digging out too much gravel. Scappoose is also home to "The Peace Candle of the World," which at one time held the Guinness World Record for world's largest candle. Although Scappoose is a small country town, it is the hometown of several notable residents including Michael Curry, a world famous puppeteer and artist, NFL quarterback Derek Anderson, and Playboy Playmate of the Year, Sara Jean Underwood. It is also home to the West Coast Shoe Factory, which makes custom high-end industrial boots. People from Scappoose, call themselves, "Scappoosians"

And contrary to several news anchor mispronunciations, the "a" in Scappoose is pronounced like the "a" in "cat." It is not pronounced like "Scu" as in "uh."

Portlander: Hey, where did you grow up?

Scappoosian: I grew up in Scappoose.

Portlander: Oh yea, in Washington?

Scappoosian: No, dumb Portland person, it's in Oregon!

by No wonder March 16, 2010

shappy

Adj. / noun

1)
Shappy: to be happy, joyous, overly- amazing in every way possible, and quite factually the coolest thing that ever walked the planet lol

2)
SHappy: of or referring to the person or thing that is named shappy and shares the sames characteristics as the adj.

Example: THis shappy pink lemonade is quite refreshing!

Example: Shappy, you are a verrrrrrrrryyyyyy shappy person!!!!!!

by d e f January 9, 2009

Snappy Casual

Attire that is acceptable for an informal meetings but still quite stylish. Often includes pointy dress shoes.

Congressman Miller said the attire for QTC would be Snappy Casual.

by Ryan A Miller December 24, 2008

slappybag

When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.

Lenny cant control his slappybag.

by vivians_hot December 17, 2006

Sappy

A song barely anyone knows about by Nirvana. The song is genious and is about doing things to make yourself happy for a temporary time and then realizing where you are and how its ruining your life. The main example of the song is doing drugs to calm you down for a short period of time and then you snap back into reality. This sounds ironic because Kurt does drugs but Kurt tried to get people to not do what he did like do drugs, smoke, and live a life of anger.

Your really in a laundry room

by UrbanDude April 19, 2004

A Snappy Cassy

For a girl to let out a vaginal flatulent or "quiff" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;

also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.

"Kayla gave a snappy cassy to her ex-boyfriend after he fell asleep at the party. He woke up humiliated, scarred, and possibly the most turned off by a girl he had ever been."

by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009

slappycake

A slpppycake occurs when you blow your load in your hand then slap your partner in the face.

I knew she was about to reach orgasm, as was I. She was so turned on, I pulled out, shot my wad in my hand, and gave her a slappycake. She came immediately...

by RoadKing August 15, 2006