Scandinavian Frag Grenade

A snowball with an ice cube at the center

“Hey, you want to have a snowball fight?”
“No way man, you always use Scandinavian Frag Grenades”

by AJBroheem February 1, 2021

Scandinavian puff cake

A sex act involving a man ejaculating inside a woman’s prolapsed vaginal opening.

Can you send me that video you found with the girl getting Scandinavian puff caked?

by 44chan-guy March 16, 2022

Scandinavian queen

A beautiful tall blonde from Scandinavia, probably from ikea. Loves going to ikea. She gets lots of Scandinavian boys thirsting for her. She knows she is a queen. She owns being a quee. ❤️❤️😪❤️🥳🥳😂😂❤️ Swedish meatballs.

Hot guy: woah who is that hot girl standing in the corner?
His friend: oh she is such a Scandinavian queen
Other male: I am probably better then herr.
First guys: no stop
SQ: stop fighting I fight for peace

And I no I am better.
*does material gurl pose*

by Bestfriendonbirthdays March 20, 2022

Scandinavian scalp

A manscaping procedure, which involves the removal of a layer of ball skin and penis skin.

I went to the spa and got a Scandinavian scalp done.

by anonymous October 17, 2022

Scandinavian Elephant

When a white big booty bitch gets a man with an enormous penis to stick it in between her thighs and then they both proceeded to rip violent ass to mimic the majestic trumpeting of a herd of elephants.

We need thicker walls, I heard Alexis giving that dude a Scandinavian Elephant two rooms over.

by VoteBigChuck2024 February 1, 2023

Scandinavian Woodpile

The act of inserting no less than four penises in one orifice at the same time. Dildos do not count towards a Scandinavian Woodpile.

Thought your mom's last Onlyfans video was going to be lame, but then they gave her the Scandinavian Woodpile... I'll admit, even I'm impressed.

by Gorilla D March 2, 2023

Scandinavian Lovelog

During foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl's and drop a dump on her cooter. Flip the bitch around and start nailing her. After you bust, punch her in the back of the neck.

I put on James Blunt, lit a candle and hit Snyder with the Scandinavian Lovelog.

by PMa$e June 20, 2006