Scalping

The act of whipping the tip off an incoming turd to where the toilet paper has the head of the shit

I thought I was done until I began to wipe and totally scalped the second turd. Accidental bathroom scalping

by Bishop Gains December 15, 2014

scalpich

Exclamation made when one finds something rather interesting, cool, and/or fascinating.

Dude! That was totally scalpich!

by Koj April 21, 2003

Scalped

When own part a girls hair and put ur dick on their scalp and they move up and down

Jerome: hey girl you tryna get scalped
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around

by Realniqqr May 28, 2018

Scalpist

Someone who has a type of hair that let others see through and so they can see their scalp! even though hairs are not really short, mostly seen in Asian guys
It is not a an insult nor a compliment just a feature.

Omg he is completely scalpist after getting his hairs done !
That Asian guy is a king of scalpism !

by Pedro_Rodrigeez June 11, 2018

Scaldie

An older woman who dresses like a teenage slut and makes advances at younger men

That scaldie aul one is giving me the eye

Proper scald on the one

by Maz 22 June 17, 2018

scallier

To be more of a scally then the next person

Look at him, you can’t get more scallier than that

by Poison_satsuma April 30, 2019

Scalie

Muhau

For the last fucking time, you are a damned scalie Muhau

by dagger9870 April 9, 2021