Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.
Student 1: What did you get up to today?
Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls
CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?
CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!
Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls
CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?
CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!
by man_O_man May 28, 2021
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Famous for producing fine athletes such as Chuck Norris and offering a wide range of sports ranging from russian roulette kick-boxing and naked mud wrestling.
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Famous for producing fine athletes such as Chuck Norris and offering a wide range of sports ranging from russian roulette kick-boxing and naked mud wrestling.
Below is an example of a confrontation between a cityrail officer and a student.
The Cityrail officer's eyes meet with your Randwick Boys logo on your shirt. He says: "Randwick (pause) Boys (pause) high school" to agitate and piss you off. You stare at him as if to say stfu but you don't say a word. He insults you and then makes a joke which only outlines his stupidy, as no-one, not even his colleagues, find it at all funny or amusing. You walk away after 10 minutes of hassle, angry at the fact you've missed the 8am train and also at the fact you've had your time wasted by a cityrail douchebag whom was being another typical, immature, dickhead. Unsatisfied, you continue your journey to another day of school, knowing all too well that the day ahead had worse to come.
Randwick Boys' High School
Randwick Boys' High School
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Girl 2: That's just what people at Sydney Boys High School are like. You are so lucky to have met one.
Girl 2: That's just what people at Sydney Boys High School are like. You are so lucky to have met one.
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If you want your child to end up killing themselves, this is the school for you!
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This school has very little to brag about as they often do not place in the Top 10 despite being "selective".
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This school has very little to brag about as they often do not place in the Top 10 despite being "selective".
The ugly, dumber alternative to North Sydney Boys.
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Yeah, I hear he thinks he's awesome but his school sucks at sport!
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Haha, good ole sydney boys.
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