Saskatchewan Standard

Having missionary position sex, under a bunch of blankets, because it's cold, while a moose watches (either in the room or through a window) because there are lots of moose in Saskatchewan.
I was giving Mildred the Saskatchewan Standard last night and I'll be damned if the moose didn't wink at me.
by DerpingRad April 23, 2011
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Saskatchewanization

A large influx of beavers in another province that is not Saskatchewan.
The Saskatchewanization of Quebec has become so dire in recent years that indigenous aquaculture has become displaced.
by xowe April 01, 2019
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Crieghton, Saskatchewan

Sister town to Flin Flon, Manitoba. Less than 1,500 in population (07/13/2012). Two convience stores, asian resturant, car wash, school, and home to Crieghton Pizza.

Colder than Flin Flon, more bears, and occasional a car will pass though.
There isn't a thing, other than poeple, in Crieghton, Saskatchewan
by TwentyTwo July 13, 2012
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Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob
Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.
by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022
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Saskatchewan motorboat

When you cum on a woman’s anus and then eat her out while she is suspended from the ceiling tied by her wrists and ankles with a rope
by Greenbean24 August 14, 2024
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saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile
You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar
by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023
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saskatchewan streak

The act in which one doesn't wipe and scooches across ones chest and smears shit on their body for sexual pleasure.
Mudbone: she wanted to get freaky so I gave her a Saskatchewan streak
by Doggy dogshit November 22, 2016
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