half-ass samurai

a person in an important job , usually one affecting the life and death of the people around, who does so poorly at his job that the people around him suffer, often at the cost of their lives, similar to a samurai who did not take the shogunate seriously

proper usage> George W. Bush is a half-ass samurai

improper usage> He reads like a half-ass samurai

by David Lukens March 18, 2008

Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011

Samurainz

The version of Alex (DFG) that became a highly regarded ruler of Earth. He resides in Post-Era Europe in the Samurainz Kingdom. The military of Samurainz kingdom consists of many powerful contributors such as Foil Man, Messenger, General Craw, and others. One of their most powerful enemies is the Dark Lord (Toxic Reaper) and his master, The Master.

"I heard Samurainz is at it again with his autocratic tom-foolery"
"Shut up, he's the greatest ruler to ever live!"

by WeirdTypeOfString March 27, 2018

Samuradical

something that is so RAD, it is as rad as a samurai and their samurai sword!

Samuradical!!! I just got my Karate Black Belt!

by Joox April 23, 2009

Samuraisexual

sexually or romantically interested in samurais and/or ninjas

samuraisexual

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 30, 2021

samurai

Underrated Suzuki jeeplet with a huge following, known for it's off-road capabilities and ease of service, not popular with the yuppie street-SUV crowd for it's lack of 'Useful' Off-road accessories, like tv screens, 6-place climate controls, or heated leather seats. Amazingly enough an extremely versitile machine... not for the pavement wannabes.

"I ripped the side open on my cadillac SUV, trying to fit in a Samurai-sized gap in the rocks."

by Shibari April 6, 2003

Darkside Samurai

Opposite to "The Absolute Master Of The Wisdom" he is...
"THE ABSOLUTE MASTER OF SEX AND VIOLENCE"

The Old Legend Says: "The Darkside Samurai comes to rape all strong and beautiful japanese girls......"

by Samurai Katsu October 27, 2003