samurai poop 

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit

OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes

samurai poop by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014

Samurai suicide

Seppuku, or "samurai suicide", is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.

Minamoto no Tametomo was likely the first to use a "samurai suicide" technique, the seppuku ritual.

Samurai suicide by Arcane_ July 2, 2015

samurai twister 

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

samurai twister by Walks the man December 13, 2020

samurai deli 

Is like jazz on crack. Its more like very poorly constructed ska music with no real direction or lyrical meaning.

It can also be used to define pseudo-musicians with drug habits.(heroin,meth, or crack commonly)

Man dont listen to them. Thats samurai deli.

Hey did you hear? Dustin and Alex are samurai deli.

samurai deli by someone who hates you January 4, 2008

Samurai High 

The sudden Feeling of euphoria immediately after jumping the shit out of your samurai while naked and not flipping, sometimes a samurai high may result in an erection.

Holy fucking shit I have such a samurai high right now look at my penis!

Samurai High by richard gobbler July 31, 2011

Samurai shrimp smackdown 

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

Samurai shrimp smackdown by Kraut April 4, 2005

Samurai of God 

A person who beleaves in god so loyely that he/she would do any thing God told him/her and would die fighting for the beleaf of the ideas of god and would do any thing great to bring honor to them selves. and the rules of god make the samurai perfect like god told people not to kill them selves so a samurai of god can not kill them selves to restor honor to a s.o.g honor must be obtained living

A samurai of god can not kill but can wound some one if they attend to harm some one.

Samurai of God by Alvin Redfearn October 7, 2005