saltinator

Someone, who deliberately tries to make you salty.

Dude, John is such a saltinator, he can't stand it when I am emotionally balanced.

by RicsiRL June 28, 2015

salding

it's like malding, when you're both sad and balding.

when my girlfriend broke up with me i was salding
my parents told me i was adopted and i started salding

by Lost Asian December 8, 2019

Slatington

A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.

I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.

by death2qwerty January 24, 2005

saltinies

A smaller, yet yummier Saltine Premium Cracker. They are thinner so that they do not crumble everywhere when you put them in your mouth.

Pass me one of those saltinies for my soup!

by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

Saltine Savior

Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.

"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"

"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"

by The Real Rambo May 14, 2009

saltininty

Salty ass bitch

runs in your veins like your blood; your born salty.

My teacher was salty i thought she had "saltininty" in her genes.

by 0_aussjo_0 May 27, 2014

selting

This family always speaks their opinion no matter what the consequences are, they are never scared to say hello to a stranger, and they all look identical!

That must be a group of Selting’s right there!

by HumanBeing November 18, 2020