Salted

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

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Salting

When a male ejaculates on someone.

Yo, I totally ended up salting them hoes last night.

by squidman47 October 14, 2011

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by Anonymous November 07, 2003

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a suspicious white substance in a shaker that everyone seems to put on their food like :o

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When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 19, 2017

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Salt, sperm, or semen of male or female.

That girl's salt was nasty, it was dripping down my leg as I penetrated her.

by Barry AKA Lost November 24, 2004

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hey Girl, that guys a salt

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