Stump Train

To train any large farm animal (i.e. horse,donkey,sheep,etc.)to backup to the stump your standing on so you can fuckum.

I stump trained my donkey with ease

by Bud123 November 09, 2005

Stump it up

It has to do with the Only Patrick Martin Stump!!
Singer of Fall Out Boy!!!
You use it when something has lacks creativity, or music , or coolness<3
And it needsss it!!

"This is a sad sack. You look like a bunch of retards humping a doorknob!! You need to Stump it up!"

by Falloutgirrrl September 16, 2009

Patrick Stump

MMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT-
HE'S SO SHORT AND STUBBY BUT SO ADORBALE AND NRINRJRBRKR

"No one can pull of a fedora."

` Patrick Stump can. `

by smol-aesthetic-weirdo March 26, 2017

cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 11, 2009

Stump Gut

Having a gut so large, one is able to rest it on a platform of some sort (e.g. A tree stump).

My boss has such a FUPA he can stump gut midgets.

Your FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is to extreme, I bet you could stump gut that goat.

by SlyD0g March 27, 2013

stump broke

describes an animal which has been trained to back up to a stump to facilitate the act

Ol' Dave got that heifer so stump broke, all you got to do is step up on the stump and she backs up just pretty as you please.

by Booger February 27, 2004

Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017