Status Shark

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.

man that guy is a status shark.

by Chode45 July 4, 2010

statusing

(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.

Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.

by mugolf February 24, 2011

status quo

The way things are right now

It is very easy to change the status quo.

by marooned January 22, 2005

status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

Big Dog Status

When a nibba has rep like the ocean has water.

"I got big dog status, it ain't no secret. LA DI DA DI DA, SLOB ON ME KNOB."

by Nick Big Dog February 23, 2018

status insurance

to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure

Keith: I posted a really average status before

Barry: Did you have status insurance?

Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash

by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009

Status Rapist

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.

Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .

by rplover1223 April 8, 2009