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Shit-Stained Balls

When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.
"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.
by Big-Titted Dreamboat July 17, 2011
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poo-stained man pole

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.
After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.
by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007
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nigger stained

The root of all the negroes. The short story of negroes, is as follows:

While one day, when thousands of white man worked at an oil refinery, one was fucking around by drilling holes too deep. All the white man were confused, and decided to check it out. That's when 5000 gallons of pure oil spat out of the hole, only to get ONE of the un-lucky white man, who later became permanently stained with the oil. He became furious because he was not white anymore, and started nigger staining everybody, and turning white people into what is now called "negroes". It is said until this day, nobody has found the original negro who was first stained.
Ku Kluxer 1: Holy fuckin' hell, we better get the hell outta here before we git nigger stained!

Ku Kluxer 2: FUCK THEM NAGGERS!!! *gets nigger stained* Holy fuck!

Ku Kluxer 1: DIE NAGGER!!!!!!!!
by Anonymouz November 19, 2006
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stanner

One who attends St.Ann school
Person A: look at that SKANK in the uniform. Does she go to St.Agnes?

Person B: Nooo, that's a Stanner!
by Natalie M<3 July 13, 2006
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Poop Stained Taint

The piece of skin that connects the anus to front. When a person wipes from back to front, the skin/taint becomes poop stained
I would like to lick your mom's poop stained taint.
by little e. June 11, 2006
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stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.
The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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D-Stained

Aright so your wacking off, and right when you finish you get a jizz stain on your shirt, D-Stain. Also used as slang when you beat somebody at something and give them the D-Stain
Cmoney: "Gettin some D-Stain's from Deez Nuhttz lately?
TJ: "I have a little penis Tj means tiny junk, dude I just got D-Stained
by Cmoneyyyyyy June 27, 2010
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