Squishy penis

a less aggressive way of saying soft cock

Your mate is a squishy penis

by Ranga696969 May 2, 2019

squishy du

This is a sex position.

It it when the man takes a dump in the woman's mouth and squishes it around with his penis

Guy: Damn babe, do you want to squishy du with me?
Girl: sure

by Twistifer April 27, 2019

dick squishy

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.

My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

squishy mitt

A squishy mitt is also known as a woman's vagina

did you put your penis in her squishy mitt?

by leebr September 14, 2006

squishy vic

a sexual act involving testicles slapped against someones face.

dang i just got back from giving nolan a squishy vic you can still see the imprint on his face.

by crazycarl12 November 10, 2009

Squishy Burito

When yo dick ain't hard as fuck

Dude man your mom gave me a squishy burito

by Safiria June 20, 2015

Squishy Turban

The female equivalent of 'Tea Bagging'

To put ones vagina over a persons head like a turban.

*Playing halo (game)*
Boy - 'HA, I just tea bagged you!'
Girl - just you wait until you die next, I will Squishy Turban you back!'

by wordsandthingsandstuff February 24, 2014