Smurfdom 

Smurfdom is an ancient form of government. It is similar to serfdom, but with little tiny blue people. Yes, blue people. Smurfs

Mr. Davis: Serfdom was in a rapid decline in the 1300's-

Student: Don't you mean Smurfdom?

Mr. Davis: Oh, my bad, you're right.

Smurfdom by VikingWadsYeah October 20, 2011

smurfing a chick

*to Smurf a chick

When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.

this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!

-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!

- Wow we are really smurfing a chick

smurfing a chick by yourboyjudge eloy March 16, 2015

smurf penis 

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs

Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis

smurf penis by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014

Surfsquatch 

A man so hairy that he needs no wetsuit when surfing in cold water.

Dude... check out that old surfsquatch, the waters like 40 degrees, and all he's wearing is that bright red thong... grody.

Surfsquatch by Kassandra Lester June 18, 2008

Smurf Cunt

Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"

Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!

Smurf Cunt by sexgod92 August 31, 2011

smurfton 

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god

someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"

smurfton by laptoplord October 4, 2021

smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

smurf turf by Raymond October 6, 2004