smitch

a smelly itch

I just scratched a smitch and now I have poo under my fingernail.

by mymobile October 7, 2008

Smitch

I read in the NY Times thr following: In Brazil Smith & Wesson firearms are very highly regarded. Brazilians have some difficulty in pronouncing "Smith," it comes out "Smitch" It has evolved that Brazilians refer to other lovable mechanical items as being "Smitch."

I got a new Colnago bike, it is smitch.

by slack November 3, 2003

smbmc

it is simple. suck my big mongolian cock

Guy: Hey girl what's up? You lookin fine.
Girl: (ignores guy)
Guy: Pshh, well then you can go smbmc!

by abde99 November 19, 2010

Smatch

A dirty vagina; often confused with snatch.

Look at that nasty smatch

by Bkkong October 23, 2014

smatchy

Something that smells old, sour, and a bit musty

Emma smells a bit smatchy today old sour drunk

by Ambizzlefy January 14, 2016

Smatchet

When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.

She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.

by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016

Smitchell

A extremely tiny amount, smaller than a smidgen

Carl is a smitchell upset at Jessica still and it is killing her.

by Jk1127 May 28, 2018