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Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do? 

Star wars prequel fans laugh at the murder of children. Don't question it.
Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
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zanakin skywalker

When you black out on Xanax and beat the shit outta someone but not remembering anything the next day
Idk what happened where am I why is there blood everywhere I think I just zanakin skywalkered the fuck out last night

reverse Luke Skywalker 

When you're just about to nut and she rotates 180 degrees and shows you her saber.
That girl I met last night gave me a Reverse Luke Skywalker!

Luke Skywalker Disease

A fear of the dark side of the force; or a white girl that is afraid to go out with a black guy.
Nah, man, that girl would never go black, she's got a serious case of Luke Skywalker Disease.

Luke Skywalker 

The act of using a Glow in the Dark dildo on woman's asshole while, vagina fucking her in the doggy style position. After you jizz, you slap her in the face with your flacid penis and glow in the dark dildo as if they were lightsabers.
Man, my bitch said the Bermingham Booty Call wasn't enough, so I Luke Skywalkered dat face and she was speechless.

Luke Skywalker 

The jedi that appealed most to Star Wars fans, because he was so geeky, just like them. I mean, if any other jedi was in Luke's possition when he found out Vader was his father, would they have screamed like a wussy?
Star Wars > all other movies forever.
Luke Skywalker by KK May 14, 2005

Luke Skywalker 

He looks ugly because Mark Hamill (The dude who played Luke) was in a car accident after Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope. So, they had to do all sorts of reconstructive surgery on his face. But he was hot in the first movie.

So shut up.
Beth: Luke Skywalker is ugly!!!

Savannah: *Punchpunchpunch*
Luke Skywalker by S4v4nn4h January 13, 2006