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slipped a crippler

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When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.
she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.
by Neilwill July 26, 2010
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A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.

Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.

However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.

Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.

People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.

Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
by DerRealDeal November 24, 2011
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skippendix

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A skippendix is a fictive organ which can cause ailments preventing one from going to school or work. This is also referred to as skippendicitis.
Ah man, can't make it to class today, my skippendix hurts.
by alphageek.dk April 28, 2014
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Half slipped nob

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When your inside him with protection, and you pull out real quick half your raw nob is out of the condom
He’s pregnant because I accidentally got a half slipped nob
by Dirty Nob January 11, 2020
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A fart that skips past the shit yet carries the smell. Not to be confused with shart.
Ah that was a shit skipper. Time to worship the porcelain throne.
by Rance Degen February 27, 2021
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It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?
by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021
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She Snipped

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When a man’s significant other all but snips their balls off, rendering them a useless egotistical turd
Oh Noah? He’s totally been she snipped since he moved in with that broad. Has to act all big and tough around us now that he isn’t master of his domain.
by goldenshe270 September 8, 2022
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