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signifyin' monkey

One who stirs up trouble between others.
Story of the Signifyin' Monkey who tells the lion (King of the jungle, that in a nearby well, there is a potent adversary. The lion looks down into the well, sees his reflection and growls. When he takes the echo of his own roar to be a challenge he jumps into the well to attack the supposed adversary.
This defuses his power at no cost to the monkey.
by helloboyd August 22, 2008
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significant mother

-Do you have a flatmate?

-No, but my significant mother passes by sometimes...
by clément. January 18, 2009
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Significant Brother

A committed partner in a long-term bromance.
Dirk: Hey, you wanna go to the bar tonight?

Lewis: Maybe but I'll have to check with my significant brother first.
by mommysdirtypillows October 19, 2009
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Significant

The need or desire for a blowjob because you matter and are loved.
I gave you a back rub Jen and now I would like to feel significant .
by twostepbobby June 13, 2019
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Significant Other Sabotage (SOS)

Those little things that your Significant Other does that cause you UNTOLD GRIEF & STRESS!!! These particular behaviors can NOT be changed. Ever. Period.
Significant Other Sabotage (SOS) is when they can't remember to lock the car doors when they park in the driveway at home. Their garage-door opener is in the car console. Your motorcycles, that you don't have theft insurance on, are in the garage.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
by MotoCatfish December 12, 2008
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significantly otherwised

Involved in a long term romantic relation..coupled (singular form)
I am not significantly otherwised so I'm free to make plans for next weekend.
by mj57 September 28, 2013
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significant other

Having a "special someone" in your life who causes you to submit gag-inducing, flowery descriptions of them to UD; usually descriptions include how amazing they are at their sport of choice, how large their genitalia are, and how incredibly hot they are. May also include line about how they are occasionally a jerk.
Jill: OMG! I'm going to send UD a def about my significant other Ryan, because he's just SO hawt and sexay, and he's so awesome at football, and he gives such good head! Except when he's a jerk, I mean.
by Antipoet41 July 1, 2011
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