boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007

Girlfriend Shield

A girlfriend shield is created when a man is frightened by something, for example in a haunted house, he places the nearest girl between himself and the danger.

Jimmy used the girlfriend shield manuever when the clown jumped out from around the corner. Who knew he was so afraid of clowns?

by HauntMan August 6, 2009

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.

Persistance breaks the bitch shield.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Spaz Shield

The art of moving ones arm up and down in a ferociously fast, unpredictable manner in an attempt to create a shield of sorts. While this shield is not impeneterable, its speed and random nature will leave most attackers guessing.

The Spaz Shield is reported to effectively counter the Munnis.

by Slick2K December 12, 2007

Asian Super Power Shield

A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.

Wow im glad that my Asian Super Power Shield protected me from this stupid ass fortune.

by G to the ilbo August 5, 2010

google shield

The act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. Great for passer-bys.

My dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.

by Pepsi X-treme August 27, 2005

operation human shield

a plan b for wen ur goin die so send ur black friend to bite the bullet

yo chalkie (black man) ur in operation human shield now no more crisps

by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007