Sheep

the bewollen satan spawn that goes from a clever little cutie with a tiny 'baa' sound, but then when puberty hits they sound like an 50+ year old guy who has been smoking for 70+ years and is really angry for unknown reasons. Do not trust these creatures or turn your back on them. They can and they will betray you and run into your unprotected legs.

person: oh, look at that sheep!
sheep: *stares into your soul*
person: ehm...

*person turns around and turns back*
person: where did it go?
strange sound: BAAAAA!
person: oh my god! what the hell are you?!

person: STAY AWAY FROM ME! OH GOD! NO! PLEASE GOD NO!
*loud scream fills the air, followed by silence*
sheep: baa

by TheOnesWhoKnowTheTruth April 02, 2014

Sheep

New Zealand slang word for a beautiful, sexy, pretty Australian woman/lady

Aussie: hey look at that kiwi bloke I bet he shags sheep (hahaha)
Kiwi: yeah bro I shag sheep I’d share but they prefer kiwis

by Kiwi as bro May 24, 2022

Sheep

Nature's fluffy marshmallow.

Baah, I'm a sheep ~ ♪

by Lxzader25jfm January 17, 2011

sheep

a fuzzy animal, who provides wool for clothing. Also, a person who simply follows the crowd and doesn't think for themselves.

Farmers are known for having sex with sheep.

by Jeana March 29, 2004

sheep

What Welsh people do for fun. Protecting them and caring for them, I mean.

Oi, yew, boyo! Get orf me moontain an' stop pesterin' me sheep!

by PetesWayUK August 10, 2003

sheep

stupid ugly animal native to Wales (which is a stunning, beautiful and very friendly place)

I hate sheep they're so damned ugly

by minimidge July 14, 2006

Sheep

wool is used for a bunch of reasons

man 1-hey do you know what elephants use for tampons?

man 2-no what?

man1 - SHEEP

by troubledemon February 28, 2010