Sergio

A tall, cursed, clumsy person. Sergios consider themselves happy-go-lucky, but make no mistake– they will still scream if you kidnap them. He holds an inexplicable hatred for beavers and while he may appear intelligent, he is quite dumb. He may also pretend to be your friend, as he secretly plots your murder with his trusty rebar. Despite these shortcomings, he will manage your office.

That weirdo? His name has to be Sergio.

by airrrr July 4, 2019

Sergio

A tall guy that likes to talk a lotta shot but pussies out when someone wants to fight him

Person: aye look it’s that guy Sergio who likes to talk shit man I’m gonna beat his ass me: let me get my popcorn

by Manwhore55 October 4, 2019

Sergio

Spanish idiot who you are friends with out of pity. Being friends with him makes you a Christian.

Hola Sergio

by Masturchyf March 31, 2020

Sergio

A baby dick bitch that says he got 4 body’s but really just kissed a fat bitch

Nigga you acting like sergio

by Sergio a bitch June 2, 2020

Sergio

A servant. Simple as that a whole servant.

Watch out for Sergio he’d steal your shit.

by J9er October 5, 2020

Sergio

A servant. Simple as that.

Watch out Sergio might steal your stuff.

by J9er October 5, 2020

Sergio

Lawd I love him he’s very sweet and kind and lawd love that dick toooo heck yeahhhhhhh

Sergio marry me please I beg you 🦙🔫

by Baila como Juana la cubana June 8, 2021