by RambosNan May 15, 2009
Get the Sergeant Chris Brownmug. by matt November 4, 2003
Get the sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)mug. "Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"
"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
by The Breakaway October 14, 2009
Get the Staff Sergeant Max Fightmastermug. Sex Move
One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
by HamletPie July 19, 2011
Get the soft boiled sergeantmug. An annoying fat person who attempts to take the lead in any discussion. This person often begs for attention, and his or her point of view revolves around what they saw on television the night before.
Teacher: "Viet Nam was a tragic war."
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
by Skelletor Faceface January 27, 2009
Get the Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)mug. lord of the sheeps!!!! bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by the sheep follower March 1, 2023
Get the Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant)mug. noun, one who inflicts pain and suffer to acquire discipline on or to, younger Marines to prepare for battle or to provide mission essential training through stern and meaningful yelling and guiding. To LEAD younger marines.
"hey you bad ass marine sergeant go PT these devil dogs so they can better their PFT and CFT!", Sgt Spamlet, Sgt Flippe; sharpening steel with steel; leading 6 marines into enemy territory with little means of survival and fullfilling the mission no matter what. the opposite of Sgt Cantino.
by usmcjunkie September 14, 2009
Get the bad ass marine sergeantmug.