Safety Scissors 

When two fat/obese lesbians go at it.

"I heard Jill did the Safety Scissors with Amy the other day."

"Are you talking about the Amy that eats at Wendy's everyday?"

"Yeah, her."

"That's disgusting..."

Safety Scissors by hornyhamsters September 5, 2009

safety scissors 

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

safety scissors by Ceritus July 14, 2006

meat scissors 

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

meat scissors by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite 

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.

Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?

Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011

Rusty Scissors 

When two women grind vaginas while menstrating.

"Who would like some rusty scissors?"

Rusty Scissors by ShazzertotheJkill November 5, 2009

running with scissors

Living on the edge often with a little bit of a strange, quirky, humorous and spontaneous type personality but otherwise normal enough to blend in with most crowds.

I like running with scissors in my hand..haha.

running with scissors by honestguy87110 April 30, 2010

Rock Paper Scissors

The process of using hand signs to make quick final decisions on minor conflicts

John: "Shotgun!"
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."

Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.

Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."

Rock Paper Scissors by WBrown999 November 11, 2006